African Crossroads!

[Aston Cross]

I've just had an email from someone who works here:

http://www.southtravels.com/africa/malawi/crestacrossroadshote/index.html

It is in Malawi and Wiki Travel sums it up thus:  "Opened December 2004, this four-star hotel operated by a South African chain offers modern if somewhat uninspiring comfort. Pool, jacuzzi, gym, speedy wireless Internet and a shopping mall next door. Single/double from US$120/140."  It doesn't mention anything about sherry on tap, Brummie chambermaids or random shootings by demented ex-wives, sadly.

I suspect the place was actually opened by Hugh Mortimer during his African Patrol days.

And here's the hotel's official site:  http://www.crossroadshotel.net/

[Maria No. 1.]

Hugh Mortimer did his African Patrol in Kenya, but you never know if he strayed into Malawi.

[Castlewich]

I have an image of Lenny Henry doing Benny now....

[Mike of CAS]

I see ITV have let 'crossroadshotel.co.uk' lapse into the hands of some shitty advert side. I thought it was nice that it used to direct people to ITV.com..

[Aston Cross]

I have an image of Lenny Henry doing Benny now....

Kinky!