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« on: July 03, 2011, 06:37:24 PM » |
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Thanks Doll! You are so kind!
Right onto the first award , this is for BEST SOAP
The Nominations were:
Brookside
Crossroads
Eldorado
Family Affairs
AND THE WINNER IS...................
CROSSROADS!
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 06:38:04 PM » |
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PIG LOVER OF THE DECADE
Nominations
Mike
Maria
Meg
Vanessa Feltz's Husband
And the winner is..............
MARIA!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 06:39:26 PM » |
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SPY OF THE DECADE
The nominations are
Hugh Mortimer
Hampstead
Daniel Freeman
Aston Cross
And the winner or should I say loser is..................
Hampstead
Oooooooooo you sneaky little devil! This will no doubt be all over the papers Maria it will do damage to your reputation, well whats left of it so I would take the only course of action, mother used to shoot spies on entering her area especially during the war, sometimes she used to let them stay in for a while if the tipped her the wink. But we cant shoot forum members goodness me this isnt africa darlings no I shall think of a suitable punishment to bestow upon him and pass it onto management!
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 06:40:17 PM » |
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The next award is a sad one sadly.
Its not a nice award because it means that getting this award we have witnessed many great legends of stage and screen who have sadly passed on. Unfortunately unlike me they didnt come back from the dead so thats their fault quite frankly. I did the deal and I was back!
GRIMREAPER OF THE DECADE.
The nominations are:
Rosemary Hunter
Maria
Marksplace
Hampstead
And the Winner is......................
Marksplace!!!
yes darlings this wonderful poster has updated us since the beginning regular on which celebrity has snuffed it. He must wet himself when one goes so he can pop on and make us all sad with the news. He is a joy and long may he continue to bring misery to the forum.
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 06:41:30 PM » |
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SHAGGER OF THE DECADE
This award needs no explanation or diagrams I can tell you!
The Nominations are
Douggie
Maria
Hampstead
Daniel Freeman
Hugh Mortimer
Ryan Giggs
Jill Chance
And the winner is ................................
HUGH MORTIMER!!!!!!!
Yes yes yes I know you were all expecting it to be me or Douggie but unfortunately Hugh had a one night stand last night with a blind arabian prostitute in the motel foyer in the early hours so that tipped him over the edge by one over me....and its not the first time i've had one over me i can tell you darlings!
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2011, 06:43:03 PM » |
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Outstanding Contribution Award.
Well darlings this award finally gives me pleasure to announce and it goes to a man who has been here since the beginning, he has his own wonderful website and contributes enormously to the cause. He is a wonderful man with a huge talent of which many have admired him and no doubt felt privalged to be so near to it. He has worked hard and been an assest from the beginning. He helps us grately and we cannot appreciate him anymore well we could but that would be expensive and I've always been known for being on the cheap. I think its only fair that you not only raise your glasses but you give a very hearty applause and standing ovations to the winner of the Decade of Outstanding Contribution to the Crossroads Network
HEATHBURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2011, 06:44:03 PM » |
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Next Award
GOBSHITE OF THE DECADE
This comes as a request from management and you have been voting in your one's to choose the winner of this award. I'm not going to dress it up darlings its frankly an award for being a bit of a tit around the forum for the last 10 years.
The nominations are
Jill Chance
Hugh Mortimer
Maria Mortimer
Rosemary Hunter
Hampstead
Daniel Freeman
Douggie
Amy Turtle
Meg Mortimer
Fallon Colby
Barbara Hunter
Ryan Giggs
And the winner is.............................
Daniel Freeman!!!
Well done dear I'm sure your mother would be proud. I dont agree of course dear I've always found you rather dishy for such a cheeky little upstart!
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2011, 06:45:51 PM » |
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REDHEAD OF THE DECADE
Catherine Tate
Douggie
Craig
Meg Richardson
And the winner is...............
Meg Richardson
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2011, 06:47:23 PM » |
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Our next award is Special Recognition.
This is one of the highest awards that can be given here at my dear Crossroads Forum and the winner of this award couldnt deserve it anymore. They have been a complete bastion for the cause. In fact it is far to say he is one of the biggest bastions I know. He has put their life, heart and soul into making this forum and the websites and all the other bits and pieces along the way work and function and without him none of this would really exist. He allowed my madness to ensue and spread like wildfire and to inject myself back into the public and all my adoring fans. I have always been in awe of his hard work and determination, he provides support, loyalty and dedication to Crossroads. Basically this man is the whole show and its been a pleasure to have worked alongside him for 10 whole years! This man really needs no introduction but he seems to have got a bloody long one so without further ado the Special Recognition award goes to:
Mike Garrett
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2011, 06:48:06 PM » |
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Biggest Tit Of the Decade
Nominations are
Peter Thomas
Ryan Giggs
Katie Price's left one
Katie Price's right one
Larry Grayson
Rosemary Hunter
Maria Mortimer
Aston Cross
Daniel Freeman
And the winner is
Peter Thomas
Well thats no great surprise is it darlings!
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2011, 06:49:43 PM » |
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We have some earlier awards that couldnt televised due to the shocking swearing in the speeches and in some cases they were just boring
MOST ATTRACTIVE HAIR DYE OF THE DECADE
WON BY DOUGGIE
BIGGEST NUTCASE OF THE DECADE
ROSEMARY HUNTER
BEST SET OF THE DECADE
RECEPTION
BEST FROCK OF THE NIGHT
JILL CHANCE
WORST FROCK OF THE NIGHT
AMY TURTLE
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2011, 06:53:58 PM » |
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The Least Popular Forum Member
Drum Roll Please.............What...........Oh never mind *taps desk at a fast pace* the things I do for this forum!
HAMPSTEAD!
Well thats lovely he will be back to what he does best for a short while - peering in but not saying hello!
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2011, 06:55:14 PM » |
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They will get what is coming to them I havent spent 10 years on this forum to endure tits left right and centre, they either buck up or ship out dear we dont carry dead wood apart from David Hunter but he's a different case.
AND NOW
To the final - the big award
The most popular forum member of the decade
Its a big one darlings and its a shocker
The Nominations are
Fallon Colby
Rosemary Hunter
Hampstead
Jill Chance (Late Entry)
And the winner is.....................................................
ITS A TIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Chance and Rosemary Hunter!
Are you actually joking. I have to share this award with someone who is clearly a few extensions short of a full wig! Well she isnt here so she isnt getting the bloody award. This is ridiculous! I have spent my entire life dedicating my time and effort to this washed up forum and all I get is some piss poor award for my camp frock and then the audacity to have to share with that retard! I am gobsmacked - Well sorry Rosemary dear if you cant make the show you dont get the prize! So its mine all MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to thank myself for hosting this wonderful evening, I would like to say I've enjoyed it and a small part of me really wants to but I cant because I havent.
It leaves me to thank the entire team for their efforts, the wonderful forum members who come in day in and day out to post and keep this glorious place alive you all make it worthwhile! To each and everyone one of you I am proud to raise this rather watered down stiff one to every single person past and present and lets be bold and say future and long may the Crossroads Forum live on and no doubt I will see you all at the 20th Celebrations!
Thank you and Goodnight Darlings
JC
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2011, 07:19:31 PM » |
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I've always been known for being on the cheap Couldn't have put it better myself. Erm - "thank you" - an unexpected honour. This forum has proved time and time again that by working together we can do good things. It can't bring Crossroads back or any of its great stars - but the people here work tirelesly to preserve and research Crossroads' rich and very important history. |
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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2011, 07:24:33 PM » |
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I've always been known for being on the cheap Couldn't have put it better myself. Erm - "thank you" - an unexpected honour. This forum has proved time and time again that by working together we can do good things. It can't bring Crossroads back or any of its great stars - but the people here work tirelesly to preserve and research Crossroads' rich and very important history. Jason's Walkman applauds loudly, shouts "good on yer, matey!" and things like that. |
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